Winter olympics

My cousin Kieran, lives in Massachoozzies.
They have been loads of snow over there in America.
 He says he's getting pretty good at building snowmen and throwing snow balls.
PANIC!!!
We haven't had any snow, the Winter Olympics are just around the corner and me and Charlie haven't been practicing.... Oh no, disaster!
I am the best in a snow ball fight! My flippers mean I can make really big snow balls, fast. I can't imagine that anyone would be better than me. I am bound to win the gold medal.
Now I know you all know that Charlie is brilliant at making sand castles (especially in long jump sand pits, hee, hee. Remember when I tricked him into doing this in Harold Wins Gold?) well he is just as good a snowmen.
Well actually snow platypuses and snow bears, which are much better!
We haven't seen the snow ball fight and snowman building competition advertised on the telly yet so we're not sure exactly when it's on.
We'll have to get Steve to check on the interweb. It will be great to go back to the Olimpets stadium again. We haven't been there since last Summer.....
I wonder where they are going to get all the snow from?
Anyway I need to go and practise throwing something so I can become the first platypus to win a medal in the Summer and Winter Olympics....
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New Years resolutions

On our car ride into school we heard that funny man, what's his name Charlie?? Oh yes that's right Chris Evans, talking about New Years Resolutions and about how most people have given them up already! 

Well I thought this would be a good time to make a resolution and then I will have beaten everyone else... Hee hee.....

When I asked Mandy for some ideas, she said that I should make a resolution to be good. 

She reminded me about how worried I was when me and Charlie went to see Santa, in case I wasn't on the Good List... Mandy said that it was very close but I must have just sneeked onto it. 

Where would the fun be in being good ALL year?

Then a brilliant idea hit me! 

My New Years Resolution is 

         'To not get caught being naughty!'

Brilliant eh? 

Mandy didn't think so but grown ups aren't always right you know.....

Off to pretend to be good.......

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