EBook or HBook?

It's all been going on since my last blog. Mandy says that we've got an eBook on iTunes. The thing I don't understand, is why I haven't got an hBook on hTunes. That would make a lot more sense, after all my name does begin with an h. I've no idea whose name begins with e or an i, but I'm not sure I like the idea of them being involved with my books so I'm going to call them hBooks from now on!
Anyway the  hBook is Harold and the Mermaid. Which means everyone can read about the adventure that me and Charlie had when we were on holiday on their iPads, or hPads! Steve says quick get onto amazon, (not sure why he thinks you need to go all the way to the rain forest), he must mean the one on the interweb, and iTunes (I still think it should be hTunes)to order it.
Happy surfing on the interweb, I'm off to go and practice balancing on Steve's hPad!
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Stolen book?

"Harold what have you done, you should be really proud someone has bought your book", said Mandy.
Bought my book, I thought. Ah, so that's why Steve has got loads and loads of copies of the books.
"so our book is still at home?"
"of course it is", said Mandy, "now be nice and ask the girls whether they would like you both to put your paw prints on the book, maybe with a nice message".
now me and Charlie are famous we will be putting our paw prints on everything!
Mystery solved
Off to practise my paw print!

Later tater
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Two liitle girls with my mermaid book!

Well, me and Charlie were just walking along the street, minding our own business. Well we were actually tucking into two of the biggest, loveliest ice creams you've ever seen, that Mandy had just bought for us - yum, slurp, big licks.....
When Charlie noticed two little girls sitting on a wall reading a book.
"hey", said Charlie," that looks very like our Harold and the mermaid book!"
So we went over to have a closer look. It wasn't like our book - it was our book!
I was in the middle if rolling my sleeves up to grab it back when one of the little girls looked up. "it's Harold and Charlie", she screamed excitedly (you know the way that girls sometimes do!).
She gave me a bit if a fright, I don't mind telling you, but I wanted my book back. So I rushed towards her and said " give me my book back, it's very naughty to take things that aren't yours!"
The two girls started to cry, very loudly the way girls sometimes do.

Mandy is shouting us fir tea got to go, will post another blog with the rest of the story later
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Whooppeeee it's holidays

Me and Charlie are getting ready for the world sandcastle making competition! The other kids entering don't know what they are up against. Charlie is the bestest sandcastle builder ever - you will be able to read about him soon in Harold at the Olympets, I know that seems unusual but he's at wherever there us any sand to be seen - even a sandpit for the long jump!
We've got buckets of all different shapes and sizes, a spade each and a big packet of flags.....
Need to go Charlie is rushing off to the beach without me, must dash
Tatty byyyyyyyyeeeeeeee...............